BROKE­MAXXING

The 30-day program for getting broke on purpose.

Start day 1 The program
An empty wallet in a sweatband doing a dumbbell curl while a moth escapes its pocket
No rest days

What is brokemaxxing?

Looksmaxxing optimizes your face. Sleepmaxxing optimizes your sleep. Brokemaxxing optimizes for broke.

It's a program.Thirty days. One exercise a day. Most people are already on day 400 without knowing.
It's easy.Every other kind of maxxing takes discipline. This one you can do lying down.
It works.The only self-improvement program with a 100% success rate on the first try.

Your day count

Start the program, post your day, repeat. The count resets when you get paid. That's rule 5.

1day

Press start. Day 1 is checking your balance and not reacting.

Your count lives in this browser only. Nobody can see it. Nobody can verify it. Perfect.

The 30-day program

One exercise a day. Do it, post it with #brokemaxxing, move on. Missing a day doesn't matter: you're still broke, so it still counts.

  1. Day 01Check your balance. Don't react. Breathing is part of the program.
  2. Day 02Cancel one subscription. Resubscribe when the “we miss you” email offers 50% off.
  3. Day 03Make coffee at home. Spend the savings on a coffee out.
  4. Day 04Open the delivery app. Close it. Open it again. Those are reps.
  5. Day 05Carry cash, so you can say you don't have cash on you.
  6. Day 06Say “I'm not buying anything this month” out loud. Start a timer.
  7. Day 07Walk past the thing you want. Walk back. Walk past it again. Cardio.
  8. Day 08Split a $14 bill four ways in the group chat. Never resolve it.
  9. Day 09Put it in the cart. Leave it there. Let it think about what it did.
  10. Day 10Convert the price into hours worked. Buy it anyway.
  11. Day 11Unsubscribe from the sale emails. Keep the one that sends codes.
  12. Day 12Round every price down. Nineteen is basically ten.
  13. Day 13Rest day. Rest days are free.
  14. Day 14Tell a friend you'll send them the money. This is a lifestyle, not a promise.
  15. Day 15Halfway. Check your balance. Don't react.
  16. Day 16Eat the thing at the back of the fridge. This is called shopping at home.
  17. Day 17Water. It's free. It counts as gains.
  18. Day 18Reply “down” to plans you can't afford. Figure it out on the day.
  19. Day 19Return something. Buy something with the store credit. Net zero. Elite.
  20. Day 20Buy the big one, it's cheaper per unit. The unit will go bad.
  21. Day 21Rest day. Lie down somewhere free.
  22. Day 22Move money from savings to checking. Temporarily.
  23. Day 23The free trial ends today. Pretend one more month is a decision you made.
  24. Day 24Ask for the discount. Any discount. Hold eye contact.
  25. Day 25Find money in a coat. Spend it before it counts as income.
  26. Day 26Cancel the plan. Keep the outfit.
  27. Day 27Open your bank app. Close it. Open your delivery app. That's a superset.
  28. Day 28Tip in cash so the app doesn't know.
  29. Day 29Taper week. Spend nothing, out of fear.
  30. Day 30Graduate. Get paid. Reset to day 1. That's rule 5.

The rules

Five rules. Break them and nothing happens, which is also the program.

  1. No rest days.Except rest days. Those are free.
  2. Round down. Always.$19.99 is nineteen dollars. Nineteen is basically ten.
  3. If it's free, it's gains.Tap water. Samples. The gym's wifi.
  4. Checking your balance counts as cardio.Opening the app and closing it is one rep.
  5. The day count resets when you get paid.Then it starts again. That's the program.

Rate my brokemaxxing

The program runs on your posts. The best ones get reposted.

  1. Do the day's exercise. Or don't. Either way, take a picture.
  2. Post it as "day N of brokemaxxing" with #brokemaxxing.
  3. Tag @imbrokemaxxing. We rate it out of 10. Everyone gets a 10.

Receipts optional. Shame optional. Rest days free.

See today's posts

There's a token. It's called $BROKEMAXX.

It doesn't change the program. The program doesn't change the token. Day 1 is still checking your balance.

Contract address: coming soon
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